Why is the viola always the butt of the joke? We're honestly not sure – but we'll happily join in and have a chuckle. Here, we've gathered together some of the top ten funniest viola jokes for you to add to your arsenal.
The best viola jokes
- What's the definition of a minor second? Two violinists playing in unison.
- What do you call someone who hangs around musicians? A viola player.
- What's the definition of 'perfect pitch'? Throwing a viola into a garbage truck without hitting the rim.
- Why is a viola solo like a bomb? By the time you hear it, it's too late to do anything about it.
- What's the difference between a viola and a trampoline? You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.
- What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common? Everyone is happy when the case is closed.
- How do you stop a violin being stolen? Put it in a viola case.
- What's the difference between a record player and a viola? A record player plays music.
- Why do viola players stand for long periods outside people's houses? They can't find the key and they don't know when to come in.
- What's the difference between a viola and a dog? A dog is able to stop scratching
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